The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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