the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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