Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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