just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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