When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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