He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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