thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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