I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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