I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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