glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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