Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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