giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Please don't give away my fajitas
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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