She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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