so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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