What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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