i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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