well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Ladies don't puke and tell
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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