I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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