Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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