this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Randomize
