lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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