Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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