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How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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