i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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