You surviving the open bar?
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shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
someone owes me an orgasm
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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