Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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