Do vagina's smell?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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