4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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