Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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