either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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