sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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