everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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