did you get engaged???
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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