I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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