we're blogging at a bar
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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