doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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