what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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