I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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