remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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