It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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