WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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