PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I just want to make out with him forever
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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