yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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