My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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