Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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