it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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