Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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