No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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