I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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