Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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