My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I understand Curling. That high.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I supernannyed him into submission
Randomize
