...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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